There’s a difference between quitting and failing.
Quitting = you don’t want to.
Failing = you did all you could to the best of your capability.
If I failed, at least I tried.
I can’t wait to quit FAIL.
“I passed up a gay Halloween party to be here. Do you know how much fun gay Halloween parties are? Last year I saw three Jonas brothers make out with three Robert Pattisons. It was amazing.”
— April, Parks and Recreation
Kimmel vs Hart
Lets hope they release their diss tracks soon
HAHA. Jimmy vs. Sabrina is more like it
Complete with mix cds named after various Arizona Tea Flavors, my buddy and I hit the road for good ol’ Arizona over the past weekend.
We learned not to underestimate the AWESOMENESS the ‘Grand Canyon’ state has to offer.
Just to name a few things that happened over the course of just 3 days:
-Saw awesome road signs (see example above)
-Attempted to get our picture taken by Arizona’s PHOTO ENFORCEMENT DEVICES
-Saw Kristin Chenoweth in concert and witnessed a fan stalker ::cough Tricia cough:: approach her after the show for an awkward conversation and photograph
-Tried Ethiopian and Lebanese food
-Ate carne asada fries
-Hung out at a gay cowboy bar (we walked in right as several people on the dance floor were line dancing to Ricky Martin…dibs.)
-Dunkin Donuts
-Shoe shopped and ended up with matching boots
-Added the finishing touches to our scary movie by fake screaming induced by fake stabbing
-Pretty much had a farting contest with ourselves
We’d like to thank Lady Gaga for giving us such luck and happiness. Every time her song “Paparazzi” came on the radio, something amazing happened like stumbling upon those carne asada fries we were craving…
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