January 2010
16 posts
reginaluz:
Funny or Die Presents … this trailer.
Don’t ever tell anybody anything. If you do, you start missing everybody.
– from one of my fave quotes/books Catcher in the Rye
RIP J.D. Salinger
All I ask of you, especially young people…is one thing. Please don’t be cynical....
– Conan O’brien, January 22, 2010.
Greatest pickup line? Or GREATEST pickup line?
You: Hey baby, can I buy you a drink?
Her: Sorry, I have a boyfriend.
You: Really? I have a goldfish.
Her: What?
You: Oh sorry, I thought we were talking about shit that doesn't matter.
I used to be indecisive, but now I’m not so sure…
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